Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!

think left and think right and think low and think high. oh, the things you
can think up if only you try! ~from Oh, The Thinks You Can Think! by Dr. Seuss

Caleb: Oh, wut's dat? Das peanut budder!
Mommy: No, it's just regular butter.
Caleb: Weg-war budder? I don't wike weg-war budder. I do not even twy weg-war budder!
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Caleb: Uh-oh! It's was a ax-a-went!
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Caleb: We go at duh Wahl Marts!
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Caleb: Oh, I do got duh pick-ups! (hiccups)
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Sarah: Kay-wub gimme that pig or bear-bear goes in the trash!
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Mommy: Caleb, you just tooted. What do you say?
Caleb: I tooooooooooot!
Mommy: No, you say excuse me.
Caleb: 'Scuse me. I tooooooooot!